Your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped as a rooster for your birthday. Now you've got to write her a thank you note! Try it :-)
Dear Aunt,
Wow, thanks for the rooster bottle for my syrup! Nevermind that I don't like syrup, but I'm sure I can find something useful for it...nothin better than thickish liquid comin out of a rooster's butt, right? Thanks again, love and kisses!
HA! Anything that oozes from a rooster's butt is priceless.
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